whisky<\/a> tasting night. Now I’m fond of a wee dram, so my Mum suggested that I go along seeing as it was my first night by myself.<\/p>\nI bummed around most of Monday (my Mum left in the morning) and
\nbefore I knew it it was six o’clock and whisky tasting time. So I went
\nacross before I had my tea. I wasn’t actually to sure of going cos I’m
\nnot the best mixer among strangers, so when I arrived and couldn’t see
\nanything I headed for the bar “so I didn’t look like a prick” standing
\naround waiting on nothing. After I got my guiness I remembered where
\nthe whisky tasting was and headed up there. I picked a seat at the back
\nand in a row that was empty and seeing as it was after six I reckoned I
\nwould be pretty safe and be unable to make a tit of myself.<\/p>\n
However, after<\/strong> the guy started his presentation a
\ngroup of english arrived to join and sat beside me, “OK” I thought at
\nleast I’ll be more involved in the group. The woman that sat next to me
\nwas a motormouth and already half bladdered but she was coming out with
\nsome funny comments. As it turned out we were getting to taste several
\nwhiskeys and the rest of her group did like the nectar so were just
\nlobbing the drams in her glass (they were not small measures!!!!) so by
\nthree whiskys in she was blootered! Eventually she starts chatting to
\nme and giving me half her drink, I could already feel the guiness and
\nwhisky and with her plastered and feeding me with drink the end of the
\nsession was rather hazy, she was quite funny. She was an older lady
\nwith a large chest, I know, cos she leaned over to chat to the guy in
\nfront of us and all but dumper her tits on my leg!<\/p>\nAfterwards we retrired for drinkies at the bar which ended up with
\none of th eguys trying to stand up but falling over. I went back to the
\nthe appartment and woke up after midnight.<\/p>\n
If I had written this post two months ago I’m sure it would have been as funny as that night was.<\/p>\n
Anyway, see you in august! :o)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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