My job is so boring, literally complete crap!
\nBUT it does have it’s advantages, like tonight when I was talking to
\nEric. I almost fell over with shock!
\nHe told me about this character in the old testament, called Onan (not
\nsure though), who was famous for “fiddling with himself”, to quote
\nEric. Wanking in the bible????? So this is my homage to the worlds
\nfirst recorded wanker<\/b>!<\/p>\n
Onan, I salute you! You tosser!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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