Did I mention the “Ed” incident involving the GAY club?
Howdy y’all! Once a month?? Once a month is all I can manage to do
this thing? I dunno, I think if we got our internet connection sorted
out to anytime (I won’t hold my breath) I would remember to do this a
lot more, as it is we have an off peak deal meaning that I come home
from hell sort out a few downloads and then it is bed time *YAWN*.
Holidays in May were pretty good. I went to Aberfoyle. My Mum came
up with me till the Monday and came back on the Friday. However, on
Monday night the resort had a whisky tasting night. Now I’m fond of a wee dram, so my Mum suggested that I go along seeing as it was my first night by myself.
I bummed around most of Monday (my Mum left in the morning) and
before I knew it it was six o’clock and whisky tasting time. So I went
across before I had my tea. I wasn’t actually to sure of going cos I’m
not the best mixer among strangers, so when I arrived and couldn’t see
anything I headed for the bar “so I didn’t look like a prick” standing
around waiting on nothing. After I got my guiness I remembered where
the whisky tasting was and headed up there. I picked a seat at the back
and in a row that was empty and seeing as it was after six I reckoned I
would be pretty safe and be unable to make a tit of myself.
However, after the guy started his presentation a
group of english arrived to join and sat beside me, “OK” I thought at
least I’ll be more involved in the group. The woman that sat next to me
was a motormouth and already half bladdered but she was coming out with
some funny comments. As it turned out we were getting to taste several
whiskeys and the rest of her group did like the nectar so were just
lobbing the drams in her glass (they were not small measures!!!!) so by
three whiskys in she was blootered! Eventually she starts chatting to
me and giving me half her drink, I could already feel the guiness and
whisky and with her plastered and feeding me with drink the end of the
session was rather hazy, she was quite funny. She was an older lady
with a large chest, I know, cos she leaned over to chat to the guy in
front of us and all but dumper her tits on my leg!
Afterwards we retrired for drinkies at the bar which ended up with
one of th eguys trying to stand up but falling over. I went back to the
the appartment and woke up after midnight.
If I had written this post two months ago I’m sure it would have been as funny as that night was.
Anyway, see you in august! :o)