Sons of Onan!!!
My job is so boring, literally complete crap!
BUT it does have it’s advantages, like tonight when I was talking to
Eric. I almost fell over with shock!
He told me about this character in the old testament, called Onan (not
sure though), who was famous for “fiddling with himself”, to quote
Eric. Wanking in the bible????? So this is my homage to the worlds
first recorded wanker!
Onan, I salute you! You tosser!